Arsenal Want Us To Think Andrey Arshavin Is A Christmas Elf. Actually, That Kinda Makes Perfect Sense

Photo of author
Written By Chris Azzopardi

The British don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, so they don’t have the natural anti-Christmas consumerism buffer like we do in this country. Still, there’s enough to this video that makes us more than happy to post it now, less than a week after Halloween.

For example:

  1. Andrey Arshavin in a funny hat.
  2. Tomas Rosicky looking like he was leaving training when they seconded him into making an appearance. The fact that the hat touches his head for barely a second before he talks it off and walks out supports our theory.
  3. Ryo Miyachi looks terrified and confused by that watch, and only gives a thumbs-up so they’ll let him go back to eating his cereal on the conveyor belt
  5. The cameo by Arsenal legend Charlie George, member of the 1970-71 double winning side, who now gives tours for the club.
  6. Thomas Vermaelen being suitably impressed by a garden gnome.
  7. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Kieran Gibbs drawing the short straw (or being the youngest) and getting pelted by wind and rain.
  8. Have we mentioned that we’ll post anything featuring Andrey Arshavin in a funny hat?

Leave a Comment