Dax McCarty Wears His Own Jersey On Man-Dates In Central Park

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

Jordan Eichenblatt is a comedian living in New York who specializes in sports. Dax McCarty is a midfielder for the New York Red Bulls who specializes in being a dirty soulless ginger*. This is what happens when they take a romantic bro-scursion through New York’s Central Park.

*The views and opinions expressed in this post are soley those of the author but probably not even him because it’s meant to be humorous. These views and opinions do not necessarily represent those of KCKRS, Offside Media, or people who find gingers adorable because look at them, they’re freaking adorable. Plus, most of us are inclined to think they actually do have souls.

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