Remember yesterday, when we told you about the terrible people who polluted the Facebook wall of a girls’ youth soccer team?
Well now we’ve found a guy who makes them look like saints.
G. David Ringer, a 58 year old Dallas attorney, spent the last 15 years as head of Solar Soccer Club, overseeing a thousand kids on 65 youth teams.
At the same time, he was robbing them blind. Allegedly.
According to his recent indictment, Ringer issued checks in the club’s name to his law firm, and took out loans to cover the deficit.
Whether he then used those funds to drown puppies and push elderly ladies into oncoming traffic is unclear at this time.