Edinson Cavani Scored A Goal, Nearly Caused An Earthquake

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

While he’s been previously immortalized as a tin of biscuits, this has to be the most telling testament to the powers possessed by the man they call El Matador. When scoring the second of his two goals in Napoli’s 2-1 Champions League victory over Mario Balotelli FC Manchester City last week, Cavani sparked celebrations so intense that the University of Naples claims they caused a seismic shift in the city.

That’s right, kids. Edinson Cavani has earthquake powers.


You know what else this means? Charlie Davies might not be a diver, but instead just a very confused Aquaman.
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