Emile Heskey Is Better Than Fernando Torres

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

In a video game, that is. In real life, there are plenty of players better than both. Robin van Persie, for example. Demba Ba. Mid 80′s Gary Lineker. Wayne Rooney. Grant Holt. Current Gary Lineker. My dad. Yakubu. A cardboard cutout of Robin van Persie. Gary Lineker from ten years in the future. A box of rocks with “van Persie” sharpied on it. Marouane Chamakh. Okay, maybe not Chamakh.

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