Even For Joey Barton, This Weekend’s Tweets About Thinning The Herd Were Over-The-Top

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

To call Joey Barton and Twitter a combustible mix is to undersell the combination of Joey Barton and Twitter by a factor of several million. Joey likes to speak his mind, even when he probably shouldn’t. Joey, as you know, can be a bit moody. He has something of a temper. This weekend, an annoyed Joey decided to use the Twitter soapbox to express how much he would like to see a large portion of the human population die. Fun times.

First, Joey wishes for a cruel figure to take the reins of Britain (remember, Joey is not currently in Britain) and rid the population of a few people.

Since the sudden appearance of a British Pol Pot is unlikely, Joey changed tact. How about a helpful suggestion for his followers on how to improve themselves?

Oh. So not exactly a genuine suggestion.

Hold on…is Joey Barton in favor of the death of stupid people? I can’t tell.

OH, YOU’RE JUST LETTING US KNOW? THANKS FOR THE BULLETIN, JOEY.

Not satisfied with expressing his belief that stupid people don’t deserve to live, Joey moved on to the reproductive habits of said stupid people.

Perhaps now is a good time to tell Joey, and the 1000+ people who retweeted this particular statement, that no one thinks of themselves as stupid, even when they are in fact stupid. Just saying, guys.

Yes, all of you “none stupid” people, have a lovely day. Ahem.

Time to end this particular line of tweets, Joey. Got something you want to go out on?

Oh, I get it. BECAUSE MENSTRUATION MAKES WOMEN GRUMPY.

You’re hilarious, Joey. Sick, and potentially psychotic, but hilarious.

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