Five Things The Handcuff Guy Should Have Been Protesting

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

If you were watching Landon Donovan getting a game-winning assist against Manchester City yesterday, you will also have seen this, an Everton fan handcuffing himself to the goalpost to protest… budget airline RyanAir. That’s a bit anti-climatic, so here are some things we think he’d be better off protesting.

  1. Tim Cahill not being exempted from routine aging, like Ryan Giggs and Kevin Phillips have been.
  2. Landon Donovan going back to LA instead of staying to lead Everton to the glory of the Europa League places.
  3. Phil Neville thinking frosted tips is a good look for a 35 year old man in 2012.
  4. Arch-rivals Liverpool getting paid bank by Warrior to finish outside the Champions League spots every year.
  5. Everton having no money, having to sell their players to pay the bills, and being poorly run by a board with no adequate plan for the future.

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