Fox Soccer Anchor Possibly Dead At Age 10, Likely A Cylon

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

Those are the most logical conclusions we can draw after seeing this pic about the recent “resignation” of Fox Soccer Report anchor Jeremy St. Louis.

We’re also willing to consider the possibility that he was the result of a secretive medical experiment undertaken by Canada’s socialist health system that is artificially aged, but only has a decade long shelf life.

Either way, RIP JSL.

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