Is there something wrong with the naughty bits of English footballers? The other week, Scott Dann was reported (cheekily, by some) to have ruptured a testicle. Now poor Gillingham winger Chris Whwelpdale has a… oh, this one hurts just to think about. It’s… a split scrotum.
Whelpdale’s Gillingham team defeated Crawley Town 2-1, but he’s probably not thinking about the result. He’s probably thinking about the tackle that left him with a split scrotum. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Somebody get this guy a purple heart. And plenty of drugs to kill the pain.
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