Here’s More NSFW Erotic Soccer FanFic Because…You Wanted More, Right?

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

Apparently it’s now my job to write about erotic soccer fanfiction. It could be worse. At least I’m not paid to write the stuff.

So last week we covered some a USMNT-based erotic fan fiction Tumblr called USMNT Sexual Frustration. If you clicked that link, you’ll have noticed that the site is down and apparently due to us. Oops.

We thought that was the end of it, but then a bunch of you tipped us on the more broadly appealing (!?) Footballers Sexual Frustration, which is like a particularly aggressive and hyper-sexualized version of the venerable Kickette.

We’re pretty sure some of the stuff suggested in the Kaka-Ronaldo-Author menage-a-trois would leave the devout Brazilian speechless (although maybe Ronaldo might be into it, he comes off as a guy with few inhibitions). The image of Messi sticking his tongue out after scoring an amazing goal is rather different when captioned by “Long tongue = longer dick”.

Also there’s this photo,

You’re welcome.

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