Remember that “Fenton!” viral video, where the man chases after his dog who is chasing an entire herd of deer into the road? It’s been seen over 6.5 million times, which is more views than everything I ever write combined will ever pull in. Well, Iain Dowie and Alan Shearer also have a Fenton, former Aston Villa, Blackburn, and Leicester midfielder Graham Fenton, and they have a similar problem.
It should be noted that Iain Dowie is extremely convincing as a middle-aged man who is shouting. He might have a future in Hollywood.