My friend @ayonyc just sent me this over Twitter, and to say this is the most ridiculous freestyler I have ever seen is like saying Titanic is a movie I have never, and will never watch. IT IS FACT.
According to the video uploader, these are the deets on the guy:
Iya Traore is a professional freestyler. He was born in Guinea in 1986. Iya started playing football at the age of 10 as a goalkeeper in his native village.
That answers a few key questions, but I have a few more:
1) Why is he doing these tricks to the “Bodyguard” theme song?
2) Why does his act become some form of Chinese plate spinning halfway through?
3) Why OH MY GOD HES CLIMBING A LAMP POST.
You can check out more about Iya at his website.