Jozy Altidore Is Not Buying Into The Hype About Alex Morgan’s Hotness

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

While a lot of the post Women’s World Cup hoopla was attached to false hopes of Hope Solo prancing around in a bikini, USWNT striker Alex Morgan also received a significant amount of publicity for her combination of soccer skills and sexiness.

Including a lot of Facebook marriage proposals. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that Alex Morgan is a babe. I may have even been guilty of asking her out over twitter after her glorious semifinal goal against France (hey, I’m a classy guy, I couldn’t go straight to the Facebook marriage proposal). But not everyone is buying into the hype. Namely Jozy Altidore.

BURN! Total. Burn.

Alex herself clearly felt a little of the burn, and is left reeling (in the twitter sense) that Jozy doesn’t find her as hot as the rest of America does…

Don’t kid yourself, Alex. We’re definitely talking about dating potential here. What do you think, Servando Carrasco? Because Jozy thinks he can do better than you. Or he’s using some crazy reverse psychology twitter game that none of us have at our disposal. We already know Jozy’s got twitter game with pornstars, maybe it reaches USWNT girls too.

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