Mexico Copa America Squad Robbed By Hookers

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

The Mexico U22 team that will be in Argentina for the upcoming Copa America tournament was robbed over the weekend at their hotel in Ecuador by – stop me if you’ve heard this one before – a gaggle of call girls.

Footballers never learn, but put this one on the coach (yes, the coach) that organized the…party. Among the players who lost stuff were Liborio Sánchez, Luis Ernesto Michel, Marco Fabián, Jorge Enríquez, Rafael Márquez Lugo, Oribe Peralta, Néstor Vidrio, and Jonathan Dos Santos.

So while big brother Gio was robbing the Americans of their pride on the field at the Rose Bowl, Jonathan was busy getting robbed of his laptop by a prostitute named Rosa (I’ve decided). Spooky.

It gets worse. The eight players involved have been sent home.

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