Miss Universe Contestants Get Their Soccer On

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

I think the title of “Miss Universe” is the most dominating competitive distinction outside of being crowned champion of the Champions League (regardless of the fact that nobody outside of planet Earth participates in this supposed intergalactic parade of sexiness). And seeing how this year’s Miss Universe pageant is being held on September 12 in Sao Paulo, Brazil, it’s only right that this impressive gaggle of international babes take to the pitch to generally look cute while resurrecting pre-Beckham LA Galaxy sash swag.

I’m a tough guy. Stretching is for wussies. I want to stretch with them.

Pre-match intensity is palpable. Just a bunch of WAGs trying to figure out what their husbands/boyfriends actually do when they are not around (or with other WAGs).

Cafu is all like, “I’m Cafu. You’re Miss Brazil. Say Cheese.”

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Update: Video is available thanks to intrepid digging by Dirty Tackle

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