Now You Can Be A Sounder WAG. Or HAB. We Don’t Judge.

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

In a series of videos designed to go viral, especially if Montero doesn’t wear protection, the Seattle Sounders have launched Date With A Sounder on their Facebook page.

While full of bad gags and occasionally stretching the truth (Brad Evans describes himself as “goal-oriented,” despite scoring a grand total of once last year), it’s a clever marketing idea and a great way to help fans get to know what really makes players tick. Jeff Parke has a soft, puppy-loving side. Mike Fucito went to Harvard, and makes sure to tell you. Leo Gonzalez likes chicken. Although we’re reasonably sure that calling yourself “Mike Seamon” is enough to get you banned from most dating websites.

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