People Are Already Selling “Why Always Me?” Shirts

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

It’s like our great-grandfather used to say, “When there’s a sudden global phenomenon, there’s an opportunity for the first guy selling merchandise inspired by it.” (He was kinda cynical in his later years) Well, he’s been proved right again, and Mario Balotelli is certainly a global phenomenon.

Mario’s antics this weekend are currently the talk of every soccer fan from Manchester to Mumbai to Minneapolis and all points in between. And since you might run into some trouble with customs and the ATF (or foreign equivalent) if you started selling Balotelli-themed house-burner fireworks, ontd and Umbro have both started selling “Why Always Me?” shirts.


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