Portlanders Now Have A Timbers-Themed Corn Maze

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

Timbers fans have already shown that they’re willing to slap their club’s crest on just about any surface that can hold it, but here’s one notable for its sheer size.

This is the imaginatively named “Portland Maize,” and its centerpiece this year is a 5-acre labyrinthine rendering of the Portland Timbers logo.

Please refrain from any corny jokes about Timbers players being lost in a field, or else the pepper-chopping lady from this commercial will come after you with her very angry and very sharp knife.

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