QWK KCKS: All About City

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: DELIRIUM ON THE BLUE SIDE OF MANCHESTER. MARIO’S TOTALLY LIKE ‘CAN I TOUCH IT?’.

And there you have it. Manchester City are champions. In honor of the stunning nature of their win, and the amount of time it took them to get back to the top, today’s QWK KCKS is all about City. (Getty Images)

 

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I REMEMBER IT. ALL BLURRY, WITH ‘WOW’ SHOWING UP EVERYWHERE.

The illustrations of Richard Swarbrick perfectly capture the moments that led to City’s triumph. // Swarbrick

 

CYNICISM? DETACHED SNEERING? WHY, WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN MR. KING?

Swallow your moaning about City’s spending for five minutes and revel in the sheer unadulterated drama of it all. Because I said so. // twohundredpercent

 

THE LAST TIME CITY WON A TITLE, THEY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY. RELATIVELY SPEAKING.

Here’s a story from the archives of The Guardian from the last time Manchester City were kings of English football, in 1968. // The Guardian

 

PHOTO: THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE ON THE PITCH. THEY LOOK OVERJOYED. VIDEO AT 11.

This photo pretty much sums it all up. Also, run QPR players, run! (via Reddit – click for full size)

 

THE BEST FINISH IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY DON’T PLAY FOOTBALL ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE.

Let the comparisons begin: Where does the Man City-QPR finish rank among all-time finishes? Keep in mind there was football before the Premier League. // New York Times Goal Blog

 

EVERY PARTY NEEDS JESTER HATS. YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNLESS YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

Party pictures from the Etihad, including Joe Hart carrying David Silva across the Premier League threshold. What a cute couple. // Futbolita

 

MAN CITY MASTERS MOMENT, MENTAL MERSON MOANS MANIACALLY.

Seriously, Paul Merson goes wacko when Aguero scores. (via 101GG)

 

PHOTO: QUITE POSSIBLY THE CUTEST MOMENT OF THE DAY. JUST AHEAD OF THAT HART/SILVA PHOTO.

Vincent Kompany’s daughter celebrates with her daddy, wears a tiny Man City shirt that says “My Daddy” on the back. Aww. (Getty Images)

 

OH, RIGHT. THERE WAS A WHOLE SEASON AND STUFF. LET’S REMEMBER.

Here’s an excellent roundup of the Premier League season (the best one ever, you know) that just went down. // The Footy Blog

 

OF COURSE RICK ROSS LOVES MARIO. I WOULDN’T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY.

Do you care about what various celebrity and American sportscaster types had to say about Man City’s amazing finish on Twitter? Whatever, read this anyway. // Bleacher Report

 

TODAY, EVERYTHING IS BLUE. BLUE LITTLE HOUSE. WITH A BLUE LITTLE WINDOW. AND A BLUE CORVETTE. EVERYTHING IS BLUE.

And now you hate me for getting Eiffel 65 stuck in your head. Hey, not my fault. Blame Kun Aguero. If it wasn’t for him, everything would be red, and since there’s no terrible Europop song about being red, you wouldn’t have “I’m blue da-ba-dee-da-ba-die” rattling around your internal monologue. Congratulations, Citizens. More on an epic Premier League final day to come, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook.

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