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PHOTO: THE ‘VIRGIN EYES’ MOVE ON A GUY WITH THE LEAST VIRGIN EYES EVER.
“Don’t look, Adriano!” appears to be what his teammate is saying, for reasons only Adriano and Liedson seem to understand. (Reuters)
JUST LIKE OPENING ONE INDOORS, THROWING AN UMBRELLA IS BAD LUCK. WE CAN ONLY HOPE, ANYWAY.
A La Liga match over the weekend was abandoned when a fan hit a linesman with a small umbrella. That’s very bad. Also, would have been more impressive if the umbrella was open. // Dirty Tackle
FATE BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER…TO BE CHAMPIONS. FATE AND THE GALAXY FRONT OFFICE. MOSTLY THE FRONT OFFICE.
The birthplaces of the MLS champion LA Galaxy, in a super handy Google Map form. Hey, the Galaxy have a Kiwi! // The Best Eleven
HMMM…’MEDIOCRE DEMANDS.’ I THINK SHE MEANS YOU, SAN JOSE.
Ayn Rand…or someone channeling her…tells you why the MLS system is destined to fall away, leaving LA to win 35 MLS Cup titles in a row. // Futfanatico
PHOTO: ZOMBIFICATION IN PROCESS.
Olimpia’s Francisco Najera gets the bandage job, subsequently ate the brains of the medical staff. (Reuters)
PREACH ON, BROTHER MASSEY.
86 Forever’s Ben Massey is here to explain why your problems with next year’s unbalanced MLS schedule are poppycock and balderdash. // 86 Forever
GOOD CAUSE, COOL STUFF.
The clock is ticking to bid on game-worn USMNT jerseys to benefit the Disabled Veterans Charity. Get in. // No Short Corners
WHEN IN DOUBT, SPEND CASH.
Scotland is investing in youth development to try and cure some of fitba’s ills. // When Saturday Comes
PHOTO: PROPER SOUTH AMERICAN FOOTBALL HAIR.
Nacional manager (and former DC United midfielder) Marcelo Gallardo explodes in a shower of hair and Argentine passion. (Reuters)
TRIPLE PITCH INVASION.
Three fans, perhaps coordinated, ran on the pitch at the same game, at the same time, in the Lebanese Pro League. // 101GG
AND NOW I KNOW THIS PARTICULAR SHOW SPREAD TO GERMANY. INSIDIOUS BRITISH GAME SHOWS.
Manuel Neuer appeared on the German version of “Who Wants to Be A Millionaire”, proceeded to smack aside the questions like so many lobbed crosses. // Kickette
THE OPPOSITE OF BELLO. WHATEVER THAT IS. SORRY, I DON’T SPEAK ITALIAN.
Don’t trust Soccernet….’s Serie A information. // SB Nation
PHOTO: HE’S TOTALLY GOING TO THROW HIS BACK OUT.
Olimpia manager Gerardo Pelusso gesticulates like only a South American manager can. (Reuters)
Cesc Fabregas is football’s LeBron James, is what I think this is trying to say. // Bleacher Report
THE LONG DARK MLS WINTER IS UPON US. LUCKILY, WE HAVE SPURIOUS TRANSFER RUMORS TO TIDE US OVER.
And European club football, of course, but usually requires an earlier than I’d like wake up call and having to deal with the lack of David Beckham. I mean, seriously. Follow us on Twitter everybody, and hit us up on Facebook you guys, and prepare yourself for maximum footy infusions. Okay, that sounded gross.