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PHOTO: MARCELO, INVERTED.
Marcelo flips out over his goal against Mexico. See what I did there? Yeaaaaaahhhh. (REUTERS)
OH, THE HUMANITY.
A step-by-step guide with how to process Liverpool’s decision to go it alone on a television contract. It doesn’t end well. // Surreal Football
LET US MARK THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION BY FÊTING HUGO CHAVEZ. OR NOT.
Venezuela did something they’d never done before last night, while Argentina didn’t so something usually did before. // Dirty Tackle
FINALLY, A COFFEE TABLE BOOK CHARLIE SHEEN WOULD BE PROUD TO OWN.
CR7′s girl Irina Shayk is all kinds of busy these days, gracing the pages of a book called Culo and appearing in digital form in a video game for some reason. // Kickette
PHOTO: WALTER PONCE’S BUNDLE OF JOY.
Chile’s Walter Ponce celebrates a goal against Peru with the “the ball is a baby I am pregnant with” gag. Kiss the baby. (REUTERS)
THE WIDER THE GOAL, THE SWEETER THE JUICE. THAT’S NOT RIGHT…
An illustrated guide to the rules of pick up begins with field dimensions. // The Other 87
YOUR BUSINESS IS OUR BUSINESS, JACKY BOY.
Shocking news flash of the day!!!!!!!! Jack Warner told Caribbean delegates they should accept bribes and vote for Bin Hamman, and someone recorded him saying it. // The Telegraph
I’M INTERRUPTING THIS LINK POST FOR SOMETHING SHAMELESS. SUE ME.
I do an American soccer podcast. Also, it’s a vodcast (hate that word). Next live edition is tonight at 9:30 EDT. Check it out. // The Best Soccer Show
PHOTO: GARETH BALE CREEPS ME OUT.
Goal celebrations are about love. And desperately wanting Gareth Bale to put his tongue back in his mouth. *shudder* (REUTERS)
THERE’S ONE CLERK IN LIVERPOOL THAT THINKS PEPE REINA IS BATSHIT INSANE. I’M WITH YOU, BROTHER.
Pepe Reina decided it was a good idea to tell the world about his crazy pre-game rituals, which clearly indicate that he has a serious case of OCD. // Off the Post
RICH PEOPLE LIKE REFLECTED GLORY.
The motives of sports owners are inscrutable, because sports don’t really make money, but let’s try to pin them down anyway. // The Footy Blog
YEAH, BUT CAN HE DO IT WHEN IT COUNTS? HUH?!? DON’T ANSWER THAT.
So Chicharito is good and stuff, showboats in warmups with a crazy bicycle goal. // CaughtOffside
LIKE AN ARMENIAN GOALKEEPER, WE’RE DOING THINGS OUTSIDE THE BOX. LIKE A LIVERPOOL GOALKEEPER, WE’RE A LITTLE BIT CRAZY.
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