QWK KCKS: Big Baked Bears and Silver Beckhams

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: CHECK OUT THE BEAMING BRUGGE BEAR.
Is it me, or does Club Brugge’s bear mascot look a little…baked? (GETTY IMAGES)

 

NEWSFLASH: PEOPLE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE OLD FIRM ARE ALLOWED TO CONVERSE.
Rangers manager Ally McCoist and Celtic manager Neil Lennon put the kibosh on a story that claimed a Celtic coach was in trouble for having a pint with a Rangers keeper. // Daily Record

 

THE DOORS MOSTLY STINK, BUT THEY DID GIVE US ‘THIS IS THE END.’ WHICH THIS IS.
The end of European Football Weekends comes as a complete and total shock. Here’s to a high quality football blog in a world filled with terrible football blogs. // European Football Weekends

 

NEYMAR SCORED A HUNDRED GOALS DOO DAH DOO DAH. NEYMAR SCORED A HUNDRED GOALS ALL THE DOO DAH DAY.
Neymar hit the century mark in goals scored on his 20th birthday. What are the odds? // 101GG

 

PHOTO: VOLUNTARY EXERCISE IN FUTILITY.
When I see ice, I don’t usually think “hey, we should play soccer on that.” I guess I’m weird. (AP PHOTO)

 

YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HE CAN DO WITH A SPECIAL MUSHROOM.
Mario Balotelli is magic! I knew it. I always said Mario was from a mystical land where fairies live and ogres roam about. // Dirty Tackle

 

CHRIS KAMARA MUST HAVE PLAYED A LOT OF DRESS UP AS A KID.
The many looks of Chris Kamara, who decided to have a bit of fun each time Soccer Saturday came back to him. // Off the Post

 

HE’S GOT A 12TH DEGREE BLACK BELT IN SLAPFIGHTING I HEAR.
Ibra with the cheeky “around the teammate” slap, that wasn’t cheeky enough to keep him from getting a red card. // The FCF

 

PHOTO: STUNNING HOW THEY ALL AVOID STARING AT HIM.
How do they exert such self control? It’s David Beckham in his underwear, for cripes sake! (REUTERS)

 

THIS IS TOTALLY GOING TO END WELL. I FEEL IT IN MY BONES.
Fabio Capello is none too happy about the FA’s decision to strip John Terry of his captaincy, and said as much. In public. England, you never disappoint. // The Stiles Council

 

FORGET THE SUPER BOWL, WATCH THE COMMERCIALS WITH THE SUPER TEAM.
The top five commercials featuring Barcelona. // Bleacher Report

 

THE FOOTBALL IS OVER. NOW, BACK TO THE FOOTBALL.
Did you see that United comeback against Chelsea yesterday? Howard Webb only had to call two penalties for Fergei’s side. Amazing. Follow us and like us. We leave you with a photo of the statue made for the party celebrating the unveiling of David Beckham’s underwear line. It’s a silver David Beckham in his underwear. Totally necessary.
 

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