QWK KCKS: Bleached Blonds and Blue Bentleys

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO OF THE DAY.
Wayne Rooney is a creepy spider with disturbing new hair, lurking in his web. (REUTERS)

 

OUR SUGGESTION: THE KIDS FROM BREAKFAST CLUB ON THE BENCH.
Here’s a first XI of famous students to honor the start of the new school year. // The Other 87

 

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE STATE OF THINGS IN ENGLAND, RIGHT HERE.
Man United’s training kit sponsor deal is worth more than Arsenal’s game kit sponsor deal. // Dirty Tackle

 

THE LIST OF PEOPLE THAT CAN PULL THIS OFF: I CAN’T THINK OF ANY. MAYBE CISSE?
Peroxide was a bad choice. Peter Odemwingie gets the dreaded rebuke for his hairdo faux pas. // Kickette

 

CONGRATULATIONS! IT’S A BENTLEY!
Call me crazy, but I don’t really think drawing even more attention to yourself is necessary when you drive a Bentley. But I guess if you’re a footballer, this is the natural move. // The Beautiful Gear

 

EUAN SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY. RIGHT ROUND.
An American scored a wonder goal! In the fifth tier of England. What a move though. // Beat the First Man

 

SOUNDERS SLEUTHING SHOWS SIGI’S SUCKY SELECTION.
The Seattle Sounders posted a photo of their travelling squad set to play Monterrey in the Champions League tonight. The story lies in who is not in the photo. Let down. // Sounder At Heart

 

PUT THIS ON TV AND I’D WATCH. AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
Diego Forlan puts his football skills to use on the golf course. How lucky was it he had the boots and a ball? // 101GG

 

THIS IS BETTER IF YOU IMAGINE EVERY ANSWER WAS YELLED.
Twenty questions with Chris Kamara, twenty answers consisting of twenty words. In total. To the point. // CaughtOffside

 

IF LUCK REALLY MATTERED, IRISH TEAMS WOULD BE BETTER.
Silvio Berlusconi is hilarious. Also, really, really jealous. // BleachRep

 

DON’T BE LIKE HARRY. BE HAPPY. DO THE THING.
Things, actually. Thing one: follow KCKRS on Twitter. Thing two: like KCKRS on Facebook. Ta. We’re off to find pictures of Droopy Dog for some reason.

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