QWK KCKS: Check Out My Fire Stick

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: SEE HOW EXCITED HE IS? HIS PLUMAGE IS AT FULL EXTENSION.

This City fan is excited because United shat the bed against Wigan. (GETTY IMAGES)

 

IT’S CALLED THE BEST BECAUSE SOMEONE ALREADY HAD ‘QUITE GOOD SOCCER SHOW.’

Hey, it’s a new edition of the soccer show that North American types seem to like. This one includes an interview with the entertaining Kei Kamara. // Best Soccer Show

 

FOR TODAY’S EDITION OF ‘ASSHAT PRESIDENTS’, WE HEAD TO ITALY…

Cagliari played a home game 500 miles away from their actual home on five days notice because their president threw a hissy fit. // The Footy Blog

 

AS IF GIORGIO WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT DOWN IN THE 70S…

Steve Goff catches up with Paul Cannell, former Washington Diplomats forward and life of the party. He’s writing a book. It’s call “F&$#& Hell, Paul Cannell”, and I want a copy. // Soccer Insider

 

PHOTO: AHHHHHHHHHHH! ::DEEP BREATH:: AHHHHHHHHHHH!.

Neven Subotic of Dortmund aggressively mocks Bayern’s Arjen Robben after the Dutchman botched a penalty kick. (GETTY IMAGES)

 

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MINOR LEAGUE SOCCER IN AMERICA.

Here’s the first in a running series of entries on the Baltimore Bohemians, a new American soccer club with some sweet unis. // The Classical

 

DEAR PEOPLE: JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HILLSBOROUGH. POINT OR NOT, IT WILL NOT END WELL.

The latest person to get caught up in the sticky web that is giving an opinion on something related to the Hillsborough disaster is funny man Alan Davies. Fall out! // 200%

 

THIS IS ONE OF MY RECURRING NIGHTMARES. PANTS DOWN, WOMAN LAUGHING. WAKE UP SWEATING.

Germany’s leading female official, Bibi Steinhaus, shared a laugh with Stuttgart substitute Cristiano Molinaro while the former adjusted his shorts. I don’t know. // Dirty Tackle

 

PHOTO: CANDLES ARE FOR ROMANTIC DINNERS AND BUBBLE BATHS. THESE ARE NOT THOSE.

The Reuters news agency describes these incendiary devices being held aloft by Corinthians fans as “candles.” Time to update that definition. (REUTERS)

 

THE ENTRY WITHOUT ANY SARCASM OR DISMISSIVE HUMOR.

It’s really, really, really hard not to root for Liverpool keeper Brad Jones, suddenly thrust into the spotlight after Doni’s red card. // Express.co.uk

 

WAIT. IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A METAPHOR OR SOMETHING?

David Villa climbed a mountain, tweeted a photo. Surely this means he’s on the verge of a return. // Bleacher Report

 

IS THAT A PACKAGE OF LIT FLARES YOU’RE HOLDING ALOFT, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

On today’s agenda, we have things like “find good stories” and “bring you the best in footy culture.” These things must be done, so we’re happy to do them. As long as the world cooperates. Follow and like, please?

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