QWK KCKS: Evil Things Contained Herein

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO OF THE DAY.
Joe Hart celebrates a penalty save by channeling his inner Street Fighter. (GETTY IMAGES)

 

BLUE TEAMS ARE EVIL, OR SOMETHING.
It’s a diagram of how evil clubs are based on where their money comes from. Be Blackpool, not Man City. // Surreal Football

 

I APPEAR TO HAVE ACCIDENTALLY HIT UPON A THEME.
20,000 votes tallied to determine who is the most hated Prem club. Or, if you’re Fulham fan, pretending it’s a poll of who is the most loved. // CaughtOffside

 

MAN UNITED HAVE BEEN PLAYING SOCCER FOREVER. ALSO, FOOTBALL.
We avoid the debate here at KCKRS, mostly because it’s dumb, but we’ll happily send you to this piece on the soccer v. football thing. // The Republik of Mancunia

 

THUMBS DOWN FOR THE PANTS, ALEXIS.
Alexis Sanchez standing in front of Barca’s HQ all by himself. // WAATP

 

A LESSON THE OTHER FOOTBALL WILL NEVER LEARN.
The NFL should take what soccer does (or what Euro clubs do in America) and apply it to their pre-season. Soccer, always the teacher. // Deadspin

 

TEAM MERCH GOES TOO FAR, OR SOMETHING TRULY AWESOME?
Sounders gear of a specialized sort. It rhymes with “barter.” // The Offside Rules

 

RIGHT PLACE, RIGHT TIME IS DEFINITELY A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE.
Reviews of two soccer movies, including one about the unfortunate ref who missed Henry’s handball in Paris. // Unpro Foul

 

JUST TO PROVE WE’RE NOT UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MALE NUDITY.
There was video of Uruguay’s Copa America winning locker room. It got taken down. If you must see why, click here (NSFW!). // Off the Post

 

IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BAD PHRASING TO SAY ‘CHECK OUT THESE TEENS.’
A list of American kids who might…we street might…show up in Brazil in three years. // BleachRep

 

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