QWK KCKS: Far and Away

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: GRAND REOPENING.
The Vancouver Whitecaps moved into their permanent home yesterday, the renovated BC Place. Looks like they added a new roof and some bed sheets. (REUTERS)

 

LIKE THE KARDASHIANS, ONLY WITH ACTUAL TALENT.
Hope Solo and Alex Morgan are kinda everywhere right now. // The Third Kit

 

OUTSOURCING IS JUST TOO DAMN EASY.
Poland is having a crisis of development as they prepare to host the Euros next year. // When Saturday Comes

 

HE SHOULD TOTALLY CARD HIMSELF, THEN ARGUE THE DECISION.
Referee slips, performs perfect tackle in the process. // CaughtOffside

 

PHOTO: PHIL JONES.
This is like in a low-budget horror movie just before a guy’s head blows up. (GETTY IMAGES)

 

I’M NOT SURE THE RED CARPET IS TRADITIONAL.
The annual Bayern Munich Oktoberfest celebrations. Big beers, lederhosen and WAGs. // 101GG

 

THIS IS HOW NON-EXISTENT CONTROVERSY STARTS.
Did Nani snub Fergie’s handshake? I have no idea, but I’m going to pretend this photo proves he did. SCANDAL! (AP PHOTO)

 

THAT’S REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FAR. REALLY.
Inigo Martinez’ wonder goal, which he struck from a different postal code. // Dirty Tackle

 

PHOTO: SPEAKING OF FAR AWAY.
The first from the FRONT ROW at the Olympic stadium. You can almost see the pitch from there. (via @RobHarrisUK)

 

THIS WILL NOW BE MY WHOLE DAY.
Alan Jacobs of Run of Play presents a new game that is kind of like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon for football. Go nuts. // Run of Play

 

NOT A SINGLE ONE?
This story says that no one has bought a City Tevez shirt in 10 months. I know he’s a wacko, but that’s impossible. // Express.co.uk

 

DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.
Why City’s life will be better without Carlos Tevez and his zero shirt sales, in 5 handy slides. // Bleacher Report

 

S&*T IS REAL NOW. IT’S OCTOBER.
October is when bad starts morph into plain old bad teams in Europe while bad finishes will doom MLS teams in North America. It’s like two sides of the same coin or something. Anyway, follow KCKRS on Twitter and like us on Facebook and give the boss reason to keep me around.

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