QWK KCKS: Find the Berba!

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: HAVE YOU SEE THIS MAN? IF SO, DO GET IN TOUCH. FIORENTINA WOULD LIKE TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE CHEEK.

Transfer deadline day means surreal statements flying out of the mouths of television anchors. Statements like “”If you’ve seen Dimitar Berbatov anywhere in the country, do get in touch.” Oof.

 
In honor of the man, here’s a poem by Musa Okwonga.
 

 

IT’S VERY IMPORTANT WHICH KIT ENGLAND IS WEARING WHEN THEY DISAPPOINT.

The impending shift from Umbro to Nike for the Three Lions matters. Here’s why. // The Stiles Council

 

YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY BE AUTHENTIC UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW TO COMPLAIN.

The quickest way to snow the old hands, new soccer fans, is the complain about the proper things. Here’s your guide. // Buzzfeed

 

SCREENCAPPAGE: RONALDO IS NOT IMPRESSED, MAKES FACE, BECOMES MEME.

Yeah, you’ve probably seen this six or twelve million times at this point, but I don’t care. Look at it again. Revel in it. Soak in the unimpressedness.

 

NO ONE CARES ABOUT CONCACAF. EXCEPT THESE GUYS.

Tip o’ the cap to the traveling Seattle Sounders fans who went to Trinidad to support their team in the CONCACAF Champions League in a game I swear was played on a field made of green sponges. // Sounder At Heart
 

HEY, GEAR AFICIONADOS. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PAY ATTENTION HERE.

The Original Winger has a sick limited edition Break Shea gift box (limited, as in there’s one) they’re giving away. Oh, and there’s an interview with Brek the Magic Unicorn as well. // The Original Winger

 

YEAH, YOUR CLUB IS GREAT, BUT WAS IT FOUNDED BY GANDHI?

Mahatma Gandhi started three different clubs, all with the same name, during his time in South Africa. I wonder what position he played. // Footysphere

 

FOOTY ART: THAT’S IT, IT’S TIME TO ADD A FEW WALLS TO MY HOUSE. NEED THE WALL SPACE.

I’m in love with these. They’re from Dan Leydon, and you can buy them here.

 

‘BREAKING IT DOWN WITH JOSE MOURINHO’ IS A TELEVISION SHOW I’M PITCHING.

Jose (ahem) gives his thoughts on the Champions League draw. // Dirty Tackle

 

RESTORE YOUR FAITH IN FOOTBALLERS. JAY DEMERIT IS THE MAN.

This is the heartwarming tale of how Jay DeMerit not only put up with a bunch of fans, but paid for their drinks. Only in MLS? // The Third Kit

 

HURRY! GET UP THAT NEWS ABOUT JAY SPEARING GOING TO BOLTON! THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!

Today is the day when people do liveblogs and updates and such. Needs more bombastic Sky Sports music. // Bleacher Report

 

SERIOUSLY, I’M STARTING TO GET WORRIED ABOUT THE BERBA. WHAT IF HE FELL IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE?

Will we have transfer deadline updates today? No, no we won’t. But we will have what we always have (culture, videos, interesting stories, art, etc.)? YES. So follow us here and like us here and don’t miss a breathless second.

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