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PHOTO: OKAY, SO WHEN DO WE RE-HIRE BRUCE ARENA TO GET US OUT OF THIS MESS?
USMNT boss Jurgen Klinsmann reacts during his team’s 2-1 loss to Jamaica in Kingston on Friday. // (GETTY)
AT LEAST IT’S MORE CREATIVE THAN THE LAST SONG SECTION 8 CAME UP WITH.
“GO SOUNDERS GO” is like, three seconds away from becoming Major League Soccer’s version of “FENTON!” // Super Sprots
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, MORE MONEY FOR THE “BRING KHELI DUBE BACK TO MLS” FUND.
Didier Drogba was offered the chance to become the highest-paid player in MLS history, went to China instead. // Dirty Tackle
PHOTO: BRAND NEW AVB CLUB, SAME OLD AVB CROUCH.
You can tell the Spurs job isn’t that important because he’s wearing a polo shirt. Chelsea got nice suits. // (ACTION IMAGES)
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO SCOTTISH FOOTBALL SINCE THEY WON THE 1978 WORLD CUP.
20-year-old girl gets pulled from the stands to play for Scotland, scores the equalizer. // Off The Post
I CAN’T TELL IF THIS IS A VAUDEVILLE ACT OR THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF EVERY ENGLAND FAN’S WORST NIGHTMARE.
Peter Crouch says he and Michael Owen can earn England recalls. // Fox Soccer
WE PROMISE TO WEAR SUITS IF WE’RE EVER HIRED TO MANAGE A PROFESSIONAL TEAM. PINKY SWEAR.