QWK KCKS: Guess Who Has Eggs

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: GREAT! CAN I GET AN OMELET?
Nacional (Uruguay) fans hold up a sign in support of former Nacional striker Luis Suarez at a Copa Lib match. I don’t get it…oh wait, maybe I do. (REUTERS)

 

DEAR NEYMAR. WHAT?
Do I want to know what’s going on in this photo, tweeted by Neymar? No, I do not. // Kickette

 

WHAT’S ONE LITTLE FLARE AMONG FRIENDS?
Wigan bans 17 fans for lighting off a flare at the DW. Fans in Turkey, Italy, most of Eastern Europe, Chicago…and about a thousand other places will now guffaw. // Off the Post

 

SWEET IBRAESE NOTHINGS.
This is what Ibra whispered in Thierry Henry’s ear. // Dirty Tackle

 

PHOTO: AIRBORNE PROTEST.
Hands in the air before you even hit the ground. Me thinks you doth flying-protest too much, Michal Czekaj. (REUTERS)

 

GET YOURSELF DOWN TO THE DRIPPING PAN. IT’S NOTHING WEIRD, SO DON’T WORRY.
This is just a lovely poster from Lewes FC. // Pitch Invasion

 

BREAKING NEWS: RICH GUY MIGHT BUY FOOTBALL CLUB.
Tottenham fans might want to get used to having a super conservative recluse for an owner. // Bloomberg

 

UH, YAYA…ABOUT THAT.
Yaya Toure, after what happened in Portugal yesterday, says England is better because there’s no racism. Spit take. // Futbolita

 

PHOTO: DRAW!
Is Nacional manager Marcello Gallardo pulling an imaginary six shooter on his opponents? Hopefully…hopefully. (REUTERS)

 

HEY, I KNOW THIS GUY.
It’s the Harry Redknapp song, from a guy who wrote here for awhile. Now I know that Ryan Bailey is a Britney fan. I’m a Christina guy myself. // The Offside Rules

 

OF DAMNING INDICTMENTS.
It continues to unravel at Arsenal for Arsene Wenger – you know it’s bad when Dennis Bergkamp is speaking out so critically of his former manager. // Bleacher Report

 

DOES SUAREZ ALSO HAVE BACON AND TOAST? I’M STARVING.
Have a follow, give us a like. I really have to go and try to get that damn Redknapp song out of my head. The nuclear option is Chumbawamba. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.

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