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PHOTO: HI MOM! LOOK WHAT I DID!
C.J. Sapong scored in front his hometown people at RFK Stadium on Saturday. (GETTY IMAGES)
PHIL FALL DOWN GO BOOM.
Here’s the hilarious gif of Phil Brown taking a spill over the advertising hoardings. It’s okay to laugh, Phil was fine. // 101GG
Losing to Swansea, with a title on the line, made a City fan cry. The cruel internet naturally turned it into a gif. // Off the Post
PHOTOS: SPOOKY. IT’S A STADIUM FULL OF GHOSTS.
Dynamo Dresden sold out a game no one was allowed to attend because its fans are cool like that (except for the ones that got the club in trouble in the first place). Since they weren’t allowed in, Dynamo fans gathered outside. (AP PHOTO)
SHOW ME WHERE HE TOUCHED YOU.
Lukas Podolski got sent off for the first time ever on the weekend, and tried to explain to his manager what happened. That photo is more fun taken out of context. // Dirty Tackle
THAT STORY HE’LL TELL HIS GRANDCHILDREN.
Read about the time this guy kicked a ball at Diego Maradona and live vicariously through him. // IBWM
TESTY TITI IS TESTY.
Thierry Henry and his Red Bulls lost to FC Dallas yesterday, and Thierry was in no mood to discuss what went wrong. // NYT Goal Blog
PHOTO: HERE’S MARTIN!
FC Lausanne-Sport manager Martin Rueda emerges from behind the curtain ahead of his team’s match with FC Zurich in Switzerland. (REUTERS)
FERGIE KNOWS IT’S SQUEAKY BUM TIME. BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT.
United leapfrogged City in the table, but the race is far from over. // The Footy Blog
AND NOW WE MOVE ON TO…SECOND KICK?
The first week of the MLS season is in the books. Here are some things we learned. // Bleacher Report