QWK KCKS: High-Pitched Shirt Joy

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: THERE’S NOTHING LIKE THE GENTLE CARESS OF A KEEPER.

City’s Joe Hart consoles Matt Jarvis after City’s win sent Wolves down. (REUTERS)

 

WHEREIN A JAPANESE MUSICIAN FROM A BRITISH ROCK BAND SOLVES CHELSEA’S PROBLEMS.

Because I was wondering. // The Sun

 

BEHOLD THE GLORY OF NINTENDO LIVERPOOL. 8-BIT IS THE BEST BIT.

Liverpool’s first XI as interpreted by digital artist James Boast. // IBWM

 

THE ‘EVERTON WAY’ IS A SLOW DEGRADATION OF RELATIVE SUCCESS. APPARENTLY.

An illuminating piece on the recent history of Everton, the team that repeats itself year after year. // On Goals Scored

 

PHOTO: WHEN I GO LIKE THIS, DOES YOUR NOSE GO ‘BEEP’?

FC Dallas’s Fabian Castillo taunts Vancouver’s Jun Marques Davidson with the old “nose beep” routine. (REUTERS)

 

OF ALL THE JERMAINES I KNOW, JONES IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS. AND THAT INCLUDES JACKSON.

Here’s Jermaine Jones making all Schalke and USMNT fans proud with some farcical playacting. // 101GG

 

MLS GAME, JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT, IT ALL SOUNDS THE SAME.

Colorado soccer mom freaks out on video after Beckham gives her his shirt. Keep your volume low. // KDVR.com

 

SHOCKING NEWS: GOOD TEAM HAS LOTS OF INTERNATIONAL CALIBER PLAYERS.

Mad Fergie is mad that so many of his players are bound to get a call for international duty this summer. // Daily Star

 

PHOTO: IT’S FOR BEST PLAYER TO BE BORN FROM A BALL EGG. RIGHT?

Jean-Pierre Papin received this trophy for being the best foreign player in Club Brugge history. (GETTY IMAGES)

 

THE TENNIS BALLS IN SPAIN FALL MAINLY ON THE PLAIN.

Sevilla fans were none too happy that everything in Spain takes a back seat to El Clasico, so they threw a thousand tennis balls on the field. // A Football Report

 

ALL OF THE AMERICANS ARE NOW EXCUSED. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

Here’s your guide to the Olympic tournament draw. // Bleacher Report

 

I’M NOT OVER THE OLYMPIC QUALIFYING DEBACLE. MAYBE A SWEATY BECKHAM SHIRT WOULD HELP.

Because then I could sell it to a soccer mom! Muahaha. Follow us and like us. Happy Monday.

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