QWK KCKS: #IBelieveThatTheseAreLinks

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: NEEDS MORE TUMBLEWEEDS.
FC Luzern’s tifo is rather impressive. I can almost here the theme from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. (Reuters)

 

PREPARE TO BE OVERWHELMED WITH THIS THING THAT IS DUMB.
Colorado’s Omar Cummings brought “Tebowing” to MLS last night. Rejoice? // Dirty Tackle

 

MOURINHO CARES NOT FOR YOUR ‘PROOF.’
Iker Casillas got stuck in traffic, which made him late. He even had a photo on his Facebook page to prove it. He still got fined. // Off the Post

 

AT THIS VERY MOMENT, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SPIN THIS INTO A VICTORY FOR AMERICA.
USMNT fans favorite least favorite Jersey-born striker is out for 6 months after tearing his ACL. Some American fans are now gorging themselves on schadenfreude. // Soccer by Ives

 

#IBELIEVETHATTHISHASHTAGISTOOLONG
Sporting Kansas City comes with another hype video, this time focusing on their adopted mantra. (YouTube)

 

THERE’S LESS MARIO-RELATED SEARCHES THAN I EXPECTED.
Continuing with International Mario Balotelli week, here’s what Mario’s Internet history looks like. // The Other 87

 

FOOTBALLERS ARE REAL PEOPLE, WITH REAL PEOPLE PROBLEMS, LIKE BIRD SHIT.
Gerard Pique has bird shit on his car. How does he not have people for that? Clean your car, Gerard. // Kickette

 

LANKY DANISH STRIKER IS CURRENTLY PLOTTING REVENGE.
Niklas Bendtner’s move to Sunderland has been fraught with hazing of the clothes-destroying kind. What terrible bullies. // CaughtOffside

 

PHOTO: TODAY IN HACK TAGLINES: OH CANADA!
Canada won the gold medal at the Pan Am Games last night with a win over Brazil in penalties. (Reuters)

 

ALSO, THE ACRONYM IS TOO MANY LETTERS.
Fans of Football League clubs are being asked to boycott the first five minutes of their teams’ matches this weekend in protest of the EPPPP decision. // The 72 Unite

 

PELE KNOWS HOW TO HIT EM WHERE IT HURTS.
Pele just can’t leave this Lionel Messi thing alone. Now he’s questioning Leo’s heading ability. // Bleacher Report

 

EXCUSE ME WHY I FALL OUT.
Kevin-Prince Boateng sings happy birthday to Al-Jazeera while Robinho beatboxes and Pato and Thiago Silva nod along or something. Yes, you read that right. // 101GG

 

LET’S SPEND THE DAY COMING UP WITH HASHTAGS.
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