QWK KCKS: Lawyers, Guns, and Dummies

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: ‘OY, IS THAT PUDGY ONE SUPPOSED TO BE ME? CHEEKY BASTARDS.’

This is what a test of the two candidates for the FIFA-approved goal-line technology looks like. There are a lot of dummies in shirts involved. And they’ve got fake players, too. (Getty Images)

 

THERE IS NOTHING NOT TO LIKE ABOUT THIS GUY. OH, EXCEPT THAT WHOLE ‘GOING TO QATAR’ THING.

Raul donated €4,000 to save his local club because that’s just the kind of guy he is. Also, he’s going to get dumb Qatari money, so he can afford it. // Yahoo! Sports

 

GET OUT, ROY. JUST GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE PART OF YOUR SOUL.

This news from the future about Roy Hodgson and his England team selection is a 100% lock to come true. // Dirty Tackle
 

WHAT IF ROY MUNSON TOOK UP SOCCER? SOMEONE GET ME THE FARRELLY BROTHERS.

Woody Harrelson and Edward Norton are the latest celebs to sign up for Soccer Aid 2012. I mainly share this so I have an excuse to post the above video of Woody scoring the winning penalty in the 2010 edition. // Digital Spy
 

PHOTO: THIS IS THE MOST EURO PHOTO INVOLVING THE EUROS THAT WILL BE TAKEN THIS YEAR.

Ukraine. Euro 2012. Blond girls smoking cigarettes in Kiev in front of Euro signage. Yup. (Getty Images)

 

NOTE TO SELF: CLUB IDENTITY MORE IMPORTANT THAN LOTS OF CASH. HUH.

Cardiff’s Malaysian owner has abandoned plans to overhaul the club’s image after fans cried foul. It’s not the same, but these things happen in the States. Believe it or not, not everyone is fine with it. // NY Times Goal Blog

 

LET’S CELEBRATE 100 YEARS OF CANADIAN SOCCER. 100 YEARS OF…TRYING REALLY HARD.

To celebrate the centenary of the Canadian Soccer Association, the Canadian National Team will wear throwback blue shirts against the USA on June 3rd. Pretty. // CBC.ca

 

THE U-17 WOMEN’S WORLD CUP MASCOT COULD TOTALLY TAKE SLAVKO AND SLAVEK.

The U-17 Women’s World Cup is happening in Azerbaijan in September. Have a look at the tourney’s mascot. // USYNT Blog
 

PHOTO: I MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING CLEVER HERE IF IT WAS ‘FLUNINENSE’ INSTEAD, BUT WHATEVER.

The moon looms large at a Copa Libertadores match between Fluminense and Inter in Rio last night. (Reuters)

 

I’M MORE INTERESTED IN HOW SHE GOT THOSE GUNS THROUGH SECURITY.

Christie Rampone talks about the USWNT, the Olympics, and being a mom in this video. Her guns > your guns. // SBNation on YouTube

 

THE ONLY THING ANYONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS TRANSFER IS THAT NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THIS TRANSFER.

Will Arsenal sign Yann M’Vila? Should they sign Yann M’Vila? Can they sign Yann M’Vila? How cool is the name Yann M’Vila? // Bleacher Report

 

I HAVE LITTLE TIME TO GET TO THE GYM, SO I HAVE TO SCULPT MY GUNS IN THE OFFICE.

1001…1002…1003. Oh, KCKRS readers. I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Friday is follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook. It’s a deep burn.

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