QWK KCKS: Le Sulk Has Landed

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: LE SULK EN CHINE.
Nicolas Anelka is finally in China, taking photos with this immigration official. (GETTY IMAGES)

 

YOU KNOW WHAT’S ALSO A SHAME, ARSENE? YOUR FACE!
Sorry, that was juvenile of me. Apparently Arsene slagged off my league when talking about Thierry Henry going back to New York. FYI – the comments on this link are a disaster. // The Footy Blog

 

THESE LADIES DON’T DISCRIMINATE.
The ladies of Kickette have a new set of rankings out. Number one on the list is a guy that plays in the US/Canada second division. // Kickette

 

FAKE CHINESE ATLETICO SHIRT: PIECE OF JUNK OR KINDA COOL COLLECTOR’S ITEM?
Apparently if you design a fake soccer shirt and put it on the internet, people in China will decide to make and sell it. // The State News

 

PHOTO: CARLITO EN EL INFIERNO.
Carlos Tevez is back, baby. Back in that place he loves so much, Manchester. (AP PHOTO)

 

LIVERPOOL TO LOS ANGELES TO GENOA TO LOS ANGELES TO TORONTO.
Hey, Landon Donovan gets to go back to LA a week early because Liverpool are still in the Carling Cup. Awesome bro. // Soccer by Ives

 

COME BACK TO US, MICK. COME BACK TO US SOON.
If you don’t love Mick McCarthy and his histrionics, there might be something wrong with you. // When Saturday Comes

 

SOUNDERS SHIRTS WITH THESE NAMES ON THE BACK = CHA-CHING.
Hope Solo and Sydney LeRoux have signed with the Sounders Women, which pretty much means they’ll be the hottest team in the league. On the field, I mean. On the field when they’re playing soccer. Like, hot in quality. Oh, screw it. // Sounder at Heart

 

PHOTO: WHEN IN ROME, GO SEE THE POPE.
Atletico Madrid and the Pope. (AP PHOTO)

 

NEW SPORT IDEA: “HOCKER.” IT’S GOT A RING TO IT.
Who doesn’t love it when hockey players get their footy on? // The Offside Rules

 

MY BLUE HEAVEN.
This is a beautiful shirt for Peru’s Sporting Cristal. Stunning. I need one. // Umbro Blog

 

CRISIS? WHAT CRISIS? DO YOU SEE A CRISIS? I DON’T SEE A CRISIS.
Why things at Chelsea could actually be worse. // Bleacher Report

 

THE RULES OF HOCKER INVOLVE A PENALTY BOX, THE USE OF HIP CHECKS, AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF FIGHTING. OH, AND WE’VE BANNED NIGEL DE JONG.
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