QWK KCKS: Let’s Rochambeau For It

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: FRED THE RED AND SIR ALEX ARE BEST BUDS. LIKE DUH.
Alex Ferguson yucks it up with the United mascot, seemingly unaware that those are painted on eyes. (GETTY IMAGES)

 

HIS LICENSE PLATE SHOULD READ MGR4LYF
Ivan Gazidis says Wenger isn’t going anywhere, so stop it right now. Seriously, stop it. // CaughtOffside

 

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER WRITTEN THE WORD ‘LEDERHOSEN.’ WASN’T AS FUN AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
The annual (?) Bayern-Munich-players-in-lederhosen photos that are almost too strange to be funny. // Dirty Tackle

 

I PREFER THE TECHNICAL TERM, SPELLED THE FANCY WAY: ‘ROMCHAMBEAU.’
Jimmy Bullard won a game of rock, paper, scissors for the right to take a free kick. Playing rock is a rookie move, but hey, it paid off. // Off the Post

 

IAN, WHAT YOU SUGGEST IS CALLED ‘CALVINBALL.’
Spontaneous rule changes, chosen by the teams themselves, are the way of the future if you buy this tongue-in-cheek WSC post at all… // When Saturday Comes

 

PHOTO: HEY BRO!
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YOU KNOW YOU’RE CURIOUS. STOP DENYING IT.
Here’s how Hope Solo did last night in here Dancing With the Stars debut. // The Original Winger

 

BECKS, STILL GETTING IT DONE DOWN UNDER.
11,000 tickets have already been sold for the Galaxy’s match in Melbourne in December. // FourFourTwo Australia

 

SURPRISINGLY, SOME ARE STILL DESPERATE TO GET IN THE CLUB.
The struggle of the island nation of Kiribati to get into FIFA. // IBWM

 

‘WAZZA THE LEADER’ ISN’T THE EASIEST CONCEPT TO SWALLOW.
With more hair has come more maturity…or something. Ready for Wayne Rooney, Manchester United’s leader on the field? // Bleacher Report

 

JUST TO REINFORCE THE FACT THAT FOOTBALLERS GET PAID.
Here’s a weird video about Prem salaries and the value of property for some reason. // Kickette

 

OFF TO HAVE A BEER WITH GUNNERSAURUS AND MOONCHESTER.
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