QWK KCKS: No Other Choice But To Pants Someone

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A CL CUZ A CL PARTY DON’T STOP.
This happened in the Lille-Inter Champions League match yesterday. That’s all I got. (REUTERS)

 

THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THEY START WARS OVER.
Scots invented football in the 16th century, and Mary Queen of Scots was a fan. That means that Scotland had a 300 year head start on everyone and still ended up with a two-team league. // BusinessWeek

 

I’M DISAPPOINTED THERE’S NO PHOTO WITH JOAO PLATA.
Big German baller Dirk Nowitski was one of the dozens in attendance at Pizza Hut Park last night to see FC Dallas play Toronto FC in CONCACAF Champions League action. Thumbs up! // MLSSoccer

 

WITH POSH IN PARIS, CLAUDINE WILL HAVE LA ALL TO HERSELF.
Reports say Becks is off to Paris to play for PSG. With Joe Cole at Lille, that’s practically an English invasion. // CaughtOffside

 

THIS GUY’S LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. FOR A MULTITUDE OF REASONS.
Kickette caught up with Hunter Gilstrap, the Pittsburgh Riverhounds goalkeeper who is up for Cosmo’s Bachelor of the Year. // Kickette

 

NEW RULE: ALWAYS ASSUME EVERYONE IS DRUNK.
Charlie Davies is suing a bunch of people in relation to his 2009 car accident. Here are some details on what exactly he’s claiming. // Soccer Insider

 

IF ANYONE CAN FIND THE NEEDLE IN THAT HAYSTACK…
Barcelona is launching a development initiative in India, giving rise to questions like “will we ever hear about this again?” // Firstpost

 

IT’S NOT REALLY MUCH OF A TRIP TO BE FAIR.
A Bulgarian contingent showed up in Bucharest to cheer on Dimitar Berbatov while he sat on the bench. That’s sweet. // Dirty Tackle

 

HILLSBOROUGH ISN’T JUST A THING THAT HAPPENED.
In the wake of the parliamentary hearings on the Hillsborough disaster, Richard Whittall discusses its many meanings, twenty-two years on. // The Footy Blog

 

‘STAB CITY’ WOULD BE A GOOD NAME FOR A BAD BAND, BUT ISN’T COOL OTHERWISE.
Germans went to Napoli and got stabbed. Just because Napoli ultras are apolitical (unlike most Italian ultras) doesn’t mean they’re nice. // Unpro Foul

 

VIDEO: I LOVE HIS REACTION…LIKE HE HAD NO OTHER CHOICE.
Olympiakos defender Francois Modesto decided the best way to get an opponent to back off was to pull down the other guy’s shorts. Nice. I mean NO! // via Off the Post

 

TODAY IN BLOG POSTS WITH PLAYS ON NIRVANA SONG TITLES.
Man City got their first ever Champions League win, and it was kind of a big deal. They learnt some lessons. // Bleacher Report

 

FORGET WHAT I SAID EARLIER. KCKRS PARTIES ARE THE BEST.
Join the party on Twitter and Facebook and try not to spill the dip. Ta ta.

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