QWK KCKS: Occasionally Wildly Off Target

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO OF THE DAY
A doping control officer stands by at the Women’s World Cup in Germany. Two North Koreans have tested positive for steroids. (REUTERS)

 

THEY MAKE BAD MOVIES IN FRANCE, TOO.
Take a gander at Eric Cantona’s acting chops as a cop in this French suspense film that sounds like something Hollywood will remake with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Hopefully Eric Wynalda reprises Cantona’s role. // Dirty Tackle

 

NOT QUITE ‘WAGS GONE WILD’, BUT IN THAT VEIN.
A pair of German WAGS got a hold of the biggest bottle of Belvedere we’ve ever seen, and someone took pictures. Mostly harmless, unless you’re offended by a kiss between friends. // Kickette

 

FINALLY, A WAY WE CAN ALL BE LIKE MESSI.
The worst free kick you’ve ever seen, hit by the best player you’ve ever seen. // The Spoiler

 

DO THESE MAKE UP FOR A CRAP (SO FAR) TOURNAMENT?
Fifty brilliant photos from Copa America are the complete opposite of how the tourney has played out so far. ENTERTAIN US, DAMNIT. // WAATP

 

EXCUSE ME WHY I RETRIEVE MY JAW FROM THE FLOOR.
The best goals from the first half of the 2011 MLS season. I’m partial to Nagbe’s, but Hassli’s is amazing. Bet you forgot about a few of these. // The Best Eleven

 

ALL THINGS FLOW THROUGH TERRY
Chelsea’s transfer strategy. In flowchart form. This hardly seems ridiculous at all. // Surreal Football

 

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE ARE BORED.
Someone ranked the various preseason cups that are on the horizon. // TBR

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