QWK KCKS: Pouty Faces

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: RYAN GIGGS REACTS TO THE NEWS THAT SEVEN OF HIS TEAMMATES THINK ‘WHAM!’ IS A BREAKFAST CEREAL.

The emotive Ryan Giggs at a presser for Team GB. He’s old, you know. (Reuters)


Check out a thing.

I’ll make this quick and to the point: In addition to KCKRS, your humble link aggregator also hosts a twice-weekly podcast covering American soccer called The Best Soccer Show. In a bid to raise that show to a new level, we’re running a fundraising campaign at Indiegogo.com.

Here’s the link to the campaign.

American soccer lacks for quality radio coverage (in fact, it’s practically non-existent), and the shows that do exist don’t cover the game on a national level (or don’t do it well, or aren’t interactive). That’s the gap we’re filling.

So take a look, and if you feel like supporting us with a few scheckles, that would be dandy.

LINKS.

 

AND NOW HE HAS THE POWER TO SPEAK TO ANIMALS!!?! IT’S A GOOD THING HE’S NOT EVIL.

Lionel Messi and a dolphin. Everybody happy. // Invent Football

 

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAKESHIFT TEAM BEHIND THE CURTAIN…

Team GB lost to Mexico 1-0 in a closed door friendly and no one is talking about. Except us. And the people at this link. I meant no one IMPORTANT is talking about it. // 101GG

 

THE BEST PART IS THAT THEY DIDN’T DO THE WAVE. PEOPLE REALLY HATE THAT WAVE.

German friends, probably very drunk, spend a few minutes cheering on a woman’s effort to parallel park. Brilliant. // Dirty Tackle

 

PHOTO: THIS IS WAY HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. NO, REALLY.

Is it just me, or does Lucas look like he’s in some kind of trance in this photo? (Getty Images)

 

ONE THING IS CERTAIN: FRANK LAMPARD IS A BETTER QUARTERBACK THAN TIM TEBOW.

Chelsea is in America, which means they did that thing where they played American sports. In this case, it’s American football with the Seattle Seahawks. // No Short Corners

 

FOR THE 6,321ST TIME, SEPP CHUMS THE PROVERBIAL WATERS.

Facing pressure over that whole ISL thing, Sepp Blatter throws out his little theory that the voting to award Germany the 2006 World Cup wasn’t on the up and up. Franz Beckenbauer is angry. The art of misdirection… // The Original Winger

 

WHEN NOT PRETENDING TO BE A DRUNK GUY IN A STRIP CLUB, BOB KRAFT IS TURNING DOWN THE CHANCE TO BUY LIVERPOOL.

New England Patriots and Revolution owner Bob Kraft turned down the chance to buy into English soccer because they have no controls and the players make too much and it’s just terrible business. // The Footy Blog

 

PHOTO: ‘SEE MANO? I CAN MAKE A ROOSTER WITH MY HAND. NOW YOU TRY.’

I’m still looking for the photos where the guy does the bunny, the dog, and the Neymar shadow puppets. (Getty Images)

 

YOU CAN BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN THAT HE WANTED IT TO LOOK LIKE THIS.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s hair has taken a turn for the weird. Weirder, I mean. // Kickette

 

HERE’S HOW YOU TURN AN ENTIRE ISLAND INTO BARCELONA FANS.

Barcelona signed a 9-year old from Ireland. Good luck, kid. // Bleacher Report

 

ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME ON THE STREET TO CHEER ON PEDESTRIANS CROSSING ILLEGALLY?

I wonder if having that German cheering section was the greatest thing that ever happened to the parking lady. I think it might be for me. Ironic or not, sometimes we just need people to cheer for us. FOLLOW KCKRS! LIKE KCKRS! HOORAY FOR KCKRS!

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