QWK KCKS: Signs of Support

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: I GET THE FEELING THESE PEOPLE DO NOT WANT RIQUELME TO LEAVE.

Boca fans gathered in large numbers and held up signs with many hearts in a bid to keep Juan Roman Riquelme from leaving the club. (Above: Getty Images/Below: Reuters)
 

 

THIS IS WHAT SOCCER LOOKS LIKE TO BEINGS OF HIGHER CONSCIOUSNESS.

Because they experience time differently, you see. Anyway, you too can get great time-lapse video (an entire soccer match in two minutes!) to share with the world using nothing but an iPad2 and a YouTube account. Not that you should. // ESPN.com

 

HERE’S WHERE I DREAM OF AN ‘EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE’ REMAKE WITH CARLES IN THE STARRING ROLE.

Carles Puyol is supporting a campaign to save orangutans. You can help Carles save orangutans. // SoccerNation

 

MEANWHILE, IN LONDON, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT JOHN TERRY SUCKS.

Oh yeah, that John Terry racism trial thing is happening right now. Seems like a lot of effort to go through to fine the guy, but whatever. // Futbolita

 

VIDEO: BOB AND HIS SWEATPANTS IN EGYPT MAKE FOR FASCINATING WATCHING. REALLY.

Bob Bradley’s Egyptian adventure is getting the documentary treatment. Here’s the trailer, and if you’re interested in an interview with the filmmakers, go here.

 

I BET JOHN TERRY WOULD PAY A BAJILLION POUNDS TO SWITCH PLACES WITH FAT FRANK RIGHT NOW…

More photos of footballers on vacay. Jerome and Frank with their shirts off, making the rest of us feel inadequate. // Kickette

 

IF YOU LOOK OFF TO YOUR LEFT, YOU’LL SEE THE LATEST ATTEMPT BY ENGLAND TO ACTUALLY GET BETTER.

St. George’s Park, site of the National Football Centre, is meant to bring England into the 21st century from a training and coaching perspective. Let’s learn about it. // The Stiles Council

 

THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS GET FOR ALL LOOKING ALIKE. I STILL CAN’T TELL ONYEWU AND BOCANEGRA APART.

Nice try Marca. No wait, I mean not-nice-try-at-all-seriously-what-the-hell. // Dirty Tackle

 

PHOTO: THIS IS TOTALLY A WORTHWHILE USE OF THIS GUY’S TIME. GO TERRY!

Classic. Mid-90s Chelsea shirt (at least he’s a real fan), poster of Terry that make the Blues defender look evil, and some added message I can’t quite make out. World Love…something. (Getty Images)

 

BONUS PHOTO: HERE’S BALOTELLI, AUDITIONING FOR THE ROLE OF THE POST-APOCALYPTIC WARLORD IN THE NEW MAD MAX REMAKE.

He’s a shoe-in. // via Invent Football

 

TRACKING TRANSFERS TRUMPS TRYING TRACKING TRAMPOLINE TRAJECTORIES. TRIBBLE.

Yep, that’s how far I’ll go to maintain the alliteration. Tracking transfer tripe. // Bleacher Report

 

SPEAKING OF REMAKES, WHY IS A TOTAL RECALL REMAKE A THING? YOU CAN’T IMPROVE ON A CLASSIC.

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