QWK KCKS: Slip and Slide

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: SOMETIMES THE MOMENT CALLS FOR RUINING A REALLY EXPENSIVE SUIT.

Jose explodes with joy, executes a perfect knee slide after Ronaldo scores the winner against City.
 

 

TAKING THE GAME TO THE PEOPLE, IN ALL KIND OF NEWFANGLED WAYS.

“Newfangled” is just a fantastic word, there’s no doubt about it. Check out this interview with the man behind NASN, a podcast network for American soccer fans. // Free Beer Movement

 

EVERY OTHER FAN BASE IS PLAYING FOR SECOND. SORRY, THAT’S JUST THE FACTS.

Portland is so soccer mad that they’re reserve league games average 8,200 fans, which is absolutely insane. // Grantland

 

MAYBE IT’S SEXISM, MAYBE IT’S NOT. MAYBE GUYS JUST SMELL BAD.

Barcelona doesn’t want male flight attendants on their flights, which they say is down to all the autograph begging guy flight attendants do. Okay then. // Kickette

 

PHOTO: HERE’S TONY PARKER’S NEW GIRLFRIEND AXELLE WITH TWO GUYS NO ONE CARES ABOUT.

Oh, it’s Tony Parker and Didier Deschamps at the PSG-Dynamo Kiev game in Paris. Right, whatever.
 

 

A THING YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU WANTED TO SEE THAT YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO SEE.

Look, it’s 16-year old Andy Caroll’s Bebo profile page. // Beat the First Man

 

LOOK AT IT THIS WAY: ZLATAN GAVE YOU THE PRECIOUS GIFT OF HIS DNA.

Okay, so that’s gross. Belgian international Gabi Mudingayi chose Inter over AC Milan because Zlatan spit on him once. // Dirty Tackle

 

IT WOULD BE THE BEST IF THEY BROKE OUT A SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING ROUTINE WITH EVERYONE WATCHING.

Apparently Brazil and Argentina are playing a friendly tonight, and in preparation, a bunch of reporters watch Brazil’s players hang out in a pool. // Futbolita

 

PHOTO: LIAM GALLAGHER WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME UNTIL THEY KICKED HIM OUT OF THE STADIUM AND CITY LOST.

Hi Liam!

 

UNCLE PHIL IS GETTING OUT OF THE SPORTS BUSINESS. GIVE ME A SECOND WHILE I PROCESS.

AEG, the group that owns the LA Galaxy (among other less-important LA sports properties) and a bunch of arenas, is up for sale. I’m thinking of starting a Kickstarter campaign to buy it. You guys in? // Soccer by Ives

 

IF YOU’RE GOING TO PARK THE BUS, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU’RE INA PROPER BUS-PARKING ZONE. LIKE CHELSEA IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEMIS.

Real Madrid’s team bus got a parking ticket before the Madrid-City Champions League match yesterday. Irony, maybe. // Bleacher Report

 

GIVE JOSE CREDIT: THAT SLIDE ISN’T EASY, EVEN FOR A MUCH YOUNGER MAN.

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