QWK KCKS: Slipping Into Some Polka Dot Pants

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.
 

PHOTO: THE FOOTBALL FAMILY, UNITED BEHIND THEIR COMRADES.

Real Madrid showed their support of Abidal and Muamba before a match against Malaga. (REUTERS)
 

THIS IS ONE…HARTENING DEVELOPMENT FOR THE FUTURE OF ENGLAND.

Can England’s Joe Hart be one of the best goalkeepers in the world? Things are trending in that direction. // The Stiles Council
 

WANTED: NEW HOME FOR WANTAWAY SCOTTISH CLUB.

Celtic are reportedly considering a jump into the Football League. At the third tier. There could be several problems with this. // twohundredpercent
 

THE DRAMA. THE PAGEANTRY. THE TERRIBLE KITS. THE TWO-FOR-ONE HOTDOG NIGHTS.

The NBC Sports MLS theme is appropriately bombastic. It’s also unique to MLS coverage, which is better than recycling a theme for another sport (*cough*FOX*cough*) // 100 Percent Soccer
 

PHOTO: I DO BELIEVE HE WAS MILDLY RELIEVED TO HAVE SCORED.

Fernando Torres scored not once, but twice, in the FA Cup over the weekend. He was so excited he tried to take the ball home. (AP PHOTO)
 

LUIS FIGO IS COOLER THAN YOU. EVEN WITH THOSE PANTS.

Lamenting the legwear choices of Luis Figo. I actually want to get my hands on a pair. You know…for ironic purposes. // Kickette
 

EVERYONE SHOULD GET A KEEPER THAT COUNTS AS TWO PLAYERS. EASY CHEAT.

After Fulham’s spanking at the hands of Swansea, Martin Jol made some curious comments about the skills of Swansea keeper Michael Vorm. // Off the Post
 

WHAT’S SPANISH FOR ‘RELISH’? BECAUSE THIS DOG NEEDS SOME.

Sevilla’s latest sponsorship involves turning the subs bench into a hot dog. I’m hungry. // Dirty Tackle
 

VIDEO: WITHOUT THE HATS, IT’S A COUPLE OF GUYS DANCING FUNNY. WITH THE HATS…SAME THING.

Happy St. Paddy’s day from Sporting Kansas City’s Kei Kamara, who celebrated with teammate C.J. Sapong Irish step dance-style. (Major League Soccer Soccer)
 

TIM LEIWEKE HAS A MESSAGE FOR FOOLS. ALSO, PITIES THEM.

LA Galaxy exec Tim Leiweke warns people not to count out the Galaxy despite a slow start. Which came to an end yesterday, like he said it would. Fools. // ESPN
 

IT WAS JUST LEICESTER, BUT I GUESS IT STILL COUNTS.

The Chelsea renaissance under manager John Terry (that will never not be funny) continues with the return of Fernando Torres to the scoresheet. // Bleacher Report
 

ONE DAY, LITTLE KIEV KID, YOU’LL LOOK LIKE THAT GUY TO YOUR LEFT. I’D LIKE A TIME MACHINE PLEASE.

Sometime you look at a photo the obvious just completely goes over your head. At least, that’s what I’m telling myself. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, good. Let’s keep it that way. Follow and like, everybody.

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