QWK KCKS: Start Looking Cool

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: THIS IS WHY MLS TEAMS CAN’T GET THE CLARENCE SEEDORFS. THEY DON’T PROMISE BLIMPS.

When Botafogo unveiled their new signing, Dutch great Clarence Seedorf, there was a blimp there with his name on it. Jealous. (Reuters)

 

HE SHOULD YELL ‘ACTION!’ EVERY TIME HE HITS ONE OF THOSE GREAT PASSES.

An homage to Pirlo, from 3NIL. // Invent Football

 

WOW, HOW RICH ARE FOOTBALLERS? THEY CAN AFFORD TO GET MARRIED IN 1925.

Andres Iniesta got married at a castle, and there are pictures. I’m mildly appalled at the music selections, but I guess even expensive weddings are cheesy. // Futbolita

 

OKAY, SO IT’S WEIRD AND MAKES NO SENSE. AT LEAST IT’S AN IMPROVEMENT ON THIS.

Borrussia Dortmund celebrated their new partnership with Puma and unveiled the resulting kit through high fashion and a tight jersey on a well endowed WAG. But again, better than the video linked above. // Dirty Tackle

 

PHOTO: WAIT, HOW DID INTERNACIONAL GET FORLAN WITHOUT A BLIMP. HOLD OUT FOR A BLIMP, DIEGO!

Diego didn’t get a blimp. Clarence wins this round. (Getty Images)

 

TWITTER EXCUSES 101: ALWAYS BLAME IT ON THE KIDS.

Former Spanish international keeper Santiago Canizares had an “oops” moment with his Twitter account. Those rascals. // Off the Post

 

‘HEY, GUY WHO BROKE MY LEG AND STOLE A YEAR OF SOCCER FROM ME…LET’S HUG.’

Steve Zakuani is a much bigger person than I would be in his shoes. Which isn’t all that hard, but still. // The Original Winger

 

QUICK! THE SEASON STARTS IN LIKE 5 MINUTES! GET TO THE BEACH AND START LOOKING COOL!

Players on vacay in places like San Tropez, Miami, and other fabulous destinations. // ONTD_Football

 

PHOTO: THIS IS RYAN GIGGS WALKING DOWN SOME STAIRS. INSERT YOUR ‘RYAN GIGGS IS OLD’ JOKES AS NEEDED.

Team GB star Ryan Giggs warms up for training with a brisk walk, as recommended by his senior care physician. (Reuters)

 

RUSSIA IS LIKE THE MANAGERIAL EL DORADO. WOOF.

Remember on Friday, when we shared the news of Pep’s supposed interest in the Russia job? Now it’s Roberto Mancini’s turn in the mill, and this time there are contract “facts.” // 101GG

 

OKAY, THIS IS SIMPLE ENOUGH. 2012 SPAIN TIME TRAVELS TO MEET 2011 BARCELONA.

The DeLorean is a bit small to carry the whole team, but time travel is the only way you can make it so Iniesta and the rest can play against themselves. Barca v. Spain, winner gets all the flowery prose. // Bleacher Report

 

LET’S TRADE LIVES. YOU WRITE THE KCKRS LINKS POST, I’LL DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU’RE DOING.

Does what you’re doing involve a blimp with your name on it? Because I really want a blimp with my name on it. Follow us! Like us! Bring us blimps!

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