QWK KCKS: The Return Of The King

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: ROLL OUT THE RED AND WHITE CARPET
Arsenal fans greet their new signing, some old French guy. (REUTERS)

 

THEY KNOW BECAUSE SOMEBODY DONE GOOFED
The official Arsenal website accidentally posted a picture of Henry in an Arsenal shirt before the deal was announced. Oopsie. // Dirty Tackle

 

PHOTO: PLEASE DO NOT BREAK HIM
TH14 isn’t the only MLS superstar heading to the Premier League on loan this winter. (LIVERPOOL ECHO)

 

STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE: THREE MANCHESTER UNITED PLAYERS WALK INTO A BAR…
Wayne Rooney, Darren Gibson, and Johnny Evans faced the hairdryer and steep fines when they showed up to training hung over. They got dropped from the squad, and Man U lost to Blackburn. Yes, that Blackburn. Yes, the Steve Kean one. // The Mirror

 

FOR COMPARISON, IT’S LIKE THE YANKEES OFFERING A PLAYER $400 MILLION A YEAR
This paper claims Samuel Eto’o will move to the Galaxy for a massive transfer fee and make double the team’s entire payroll last year. Status of our breath: not held. // The National

 

PHOTO: JOHN O’SHEA IS HAPPY
John O’Shea spent thirteen years at Manchester United. His Sunderland team beat Manchester City 1-0. You fill in the gaps. (REUTERS)

 

WOLVERHAMPTON’S DENCH QUOTIENT JUST WENT THROUGH THE ROOF
Our boy Frimpong is going out on loan to Wolves. // Sports Illustrated

 

OUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION WAS TO WATCH MORE SOCCER AND BE MORE KCKRS-ISH. SO THAT SHOULD BE ALL SORTS OF FUN.
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