QWK KCKS: There’s Always A Tongue Involved

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: APPEARANCES AND ALL THAT.
Now this seems in poor taste… Seriously though, Jason Lowe and Paul Robinson might want to be careful in which general direction they applaud. I mean, Kean isn’t sacked yet… (REUTERS)

 

IT’S A CONTRIVANCE!
Becks will get a “rockstar presentation” if he signs with PSG, mostly because he’s more rockstar than footballer at this point. // Dirty Tackle

 

LET ME CHECK THIS ONE OFF THE LIST…
AVB’s grip on the Chelsea job–and his sanity–slips a little bit more. He got beloved Chelsea TV pundit Tommy Langley fired. // Daily Mail

 

NOW IT’S IRONIC, AND IRONIC EQUALS FUNNY.
Buy this Manchester City “Ultimate Stage” shirt for your City fan friends. Best Christmas ever. For you, not them. // MCFC.co.uk

 

PHOTO: SPEAKING OF…
Here’s Steve Kean reacting to that photo of Lowe and Robinson applauding the people with the “Kean Out” sign. Probably. (REUTERS)

 

NOW, SOCCER CAN RULE BRIDGEVIEW. NOT QUITE THE SAME.
Back when, soccer ruled Chicago. The NASL was exactly like Dexys Midnight Runners. // Chicago News Cooperative

 

MORE BADGES WITH UPTURNED INSECTS, PLEASE.
WSC’s weekly roundup, complete with mysterious Moroccan badge that might or might not include a cotton-eating insect. // When Saturday Comes

 

WHY DOES ACTING SILLY ALWAYS MEAN A TONGUE IS INVOLVED?
Merry Christmas from David Luiz. // 101GG

 

WE DON’T HAVE BOXING DAY IN THE STATES. BUT WE DO HAVE ‘I’M SICK TODAY, CAN’T MAKE IT IN’ DAY.
Hooray for Boxing Day football. // 500RTLF

 

I’VE HEARD PEOPLE GET LAZY AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. I WOULDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.
Follow. Like. Buh rum pum pum pum.

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