QWK KCKS: While The Cat’s Away

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO: THEY WANNA PARTY LIKE IT’S THIS TIME LAST YEAR
That’s the Seattle Sounders after winning the US Open Cup for the second time in a row last season. Tonight, they play Chicago in the Final as they go for the three-peat. (SEATTLE SOUNDERS)

 

IT’S OKAY. HE’S NOT CLUMSY, JUST HOMICIDAL.
Paul Scholes wasn’t a bad tackler, he just liked to hurt people and carried a grudge. And maybe start small fires. Okay, we made that last part up. // Dirty Tackle

 

ACTIVITIES: SWIMMING, ARTS AND CRAFTS, SAYING NASTY THINGS ABOUT JURGEN KLINSMANN
Philip Lahm has a summer camp. Where he plays video games. We think. It’s in German. // Nexgam.de

 

PHOTO: FAMOUS RICH MAN ACCUSED OF LOOKING AT ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IN PUBLIC
It’s Robbie Savage, so there is the possibility he was wondering what hair product she uses. // @katiegreenmodel

 

THE ONLY THING THESE TWO CAN AGREE ON IS THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE DOUCHEBAGS.
Arsenal and Spurs are working together to name and shame a bunch of jerkfaces. // The Original Winger

 

IT’S LIKE A REALLY CLASSY FRESHMAN YEARBOOK PICTURE.
The little pea is on the cover of GQ Mexico, still looks like a high schooler. // Kickette

 

AT THIS POINT, “NOT CARLOS TEVEZ” IS THE MAIN CRITERION.
Who Man City might throw the GDP of a small island nation at to kick a soccer ball instead of some other guy. // Bleacher Report

 

JASON IS BUSY. I’M HIS REPLACEMENT, NOT-JASON.
Until Davis is back, I’ll be taking care of your regularly scheduled morning KCKRS-ness. Following us on Twitter and liking us on Facebook will bring him back sooner. Maybe.

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