QWK KCKS: With Theme Music By John Tesh

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

QWK KCKS is our way of helping you get your day started with a refreshing blast of football culture right in your face.

 

PHOTO OF THE DAY.
This is Nigeria U-20 head coach John Obuh and his hat. His awesome, awesome hat. (REUTERS)

 

OH MY GOD! THERE’S BEEN AN ACCIDENT! GET HELP!
This is bad. So, so, bad. Omar Arellano is now famous for being the guy with a shit stain. // 101gg

 

THE WIDEST EYES ON A GERMAN, EVER.
Here’s a story about Jurgen Klinsmann being in Texas during the ’94 World Cup and totally buying into the “everything’s bigger in Texas” thing. // Daily Soccer Fix

 

MLS ON NBC DESERVES SOME REALLY KICKASS THEME MUSIC. SOMEONE GET JOHN TESH ON THE PHONE.
Major League Soccer got themselves a nice TV contract upgrade. Learn all about it. // Footiebusiness

 

YOU’VE RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Tottenham and Everton cancelled due to the riots in London. // Off the Post

 

HERE ARE SOME WARM AND FUZZIES FOR YOUR DAY. YOU’RE WELCOME.
Salvador Cabanas has a bullet still lodged in his head. Let me repeat that: Salvador Cabanas has A BULLET LODGED IN HIS HEAD. A Paraguay v. Club America friendly went down last night in his honor. // WAATP

 

WE NEED A RULING ON WHETHER THE THIRD PERSON THING INVALIDATES ANY HINT OF NOBILITY. JUDGES?
Sporting Gijon (ahem, Sporting Gijon B) player takes a stand against modern football // Dirty Tackle

 

I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE SIERRA MIST COMMERCIAL THEY’LL MAKE TO MARK THE OCCASION.
Prepare yourself, America. Guess who might be coming back to rule soccer like a boss. Adu. // Soccer By Ives

 

THAT’S IT. THAT’S THE LIST. NOW GO HAVE A DAY.
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