‘Battleship’ is a movie—I kid you not—based on the Hasbro board game you last played when it rained at the beach that one time. The Peter Berg-directed film stars Alexander Skarsgård, Taylor Kitsch, Brooklyn Decker, and—in her acting debut—Rihanna. The movie has a soccer scene, which means there’s footage of Rihanna in soccer shorts. You’re welcome.
That looks like one tough match.
Oh, and I’m gonna have to be that guy…
Rihanna can sink my battleship any time.