When it’s -13°C (that’s 9°F for you Yanks), as it’s supposed to be in France this weekend, there’s only one way to beat the cold, according to Saint-Etienne goalkeeper Jeremie Janot. Pee on yourself.
Actually, it’s a bit more complicated than that, so if you’re writing this down, young keepers of the world, this next bit is important.
“The best is to wear a surfing suit. And with 15 minutes left, you pee in the suit and then you can go straight to the shower.”
Well, I’m not sure that’s actually “the best”, Jeremie. But whatever makes you happy.
For the rest of us, this is mostly incredibly gross and we wouldn’t want to be anywhere near you after the game.