Scott Dann Ruptures His Testicle, Every Male Fan In The World Winces, ESPN Makes A Dick Joke

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

It was with the deepest empathy that this morning, every male soccer fan in the world read that Blackburn Rovers defender Scott Dann had ruptured a testicle. Ooof. Give me a moment, that was painful to type. Deep breath in, aaaaand exhale. Ugh, okay. Anyway, he did that, and ESPN Soccernet saw fit to make a rather unfortunate juxtaposition. We’re in the midst of writing a sternly-worded letter to make the Worldwide Leader quit stealing our schtick.

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