“Soccer Fighter” For the iPad2 Is Barely Soccer And Involves No Fighting

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Written By Chris Azzopardi

It’s called “Soccer Fighter” because it obviously hates the game of soccer so much it wants to physically harm it. I’m fairly convinced this game is the means by which an alien race will take over the brains of any human being that plays it. Then, their heads will grow to disproportionate, comical sizes. When these alien-controlled people take over the world, they will call themselves “Soccer Fighters.”

Beware the Soccer Fighters. Arm yourselves against them. Do not fall into the hypnotic and mind-numbingly boring trap of this game.

AND WHY IS THE FREAKING TRAILER FIVE MINUTES LONG?

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